Well, the kilns are continuously firing, the clay mixer is constantly mixing, the glazes are steadily being applied, and you've got a major syndrome called "show stress". The top 10 symptoms of this condition are;
1. Frantic pace as you walk/run
2. Chasing your tail instead of getting things accomplished.
3. Working , working and more working and not seeing much finished
4. Deadline date on Calendar swells in size.
5. You forgotten what day, month and year it is.
6. Your hygiene has gone to an all time low. whew.
7. You continually whisper under your breathe obscenities.
8. You pray for the day AFTER the show to get here, so it'll be over.
9. You secretly planning an escape to some island.
10. You decide to apply at Walmart for a greeter job.
So if you feel you have any or all of the above symptoms please consult your local brewery.
Take 2 drinks and don't call me in the morning.
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